Funny Friendship Quotes
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On this Funny Friendship Quotes page, you will find some of the best funny quotes on friendship.
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“There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”- Benjamin Franklin
"I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street." - Virginia Woolf
“Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.”- Unknown
"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog."- Harry Truman
"Friends are relatives you make for yourself"- Eustache Deschamps
"A true friend stabs you in the front."- Oscar Wilde
"Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you."- Yassir Arafat
Top 10 Funny Friendship Quotes
Funny Quote 1- "Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."- Edwin Arlington Robinson
Funny Quote 2- "Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." - Charles Lamb
Funny Quote 3- "Friendship is like money, easier made than kept."- Samuel Butler
Funny Quote 4- "The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." - Gilbert K. Chesterton
Funny Quote 5- "I hate it in friends when they come too late to help."- Euripides
Funny Quote 6- "A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling."- Arthur Brisbane
Funny Quote 7- "My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia."- Dame Edna Everage
Funny Quote 8- "I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones."- Oscar Wilde
Funny Quote 9- "There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it involved talking to them and listening to them for hours at a time."- Rebecca West
Funny Quote 10- "We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour." - Gilbert K. Chesterton
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